Years

Augie: Will you always be older than me?
Steve: Yes
Augie: Why?
Steve: Because when you get one year older, I also get one year older
Augie: When I'm 5, you'll be 6?
Steve: No, right now you're 4, and I"m 34. When you're 5, I'll be 35. When you're 8, I'll be 38.
Augie: And when I'm 7, you'll be... thirty-penis!