The Choking Hazard

Augie invented a wrestling persona: The Choking Hazard. He wears a robe (he had just finished his bath) and he chokes people with it. The name came from a lesson earlier in the day about choking hazards (he left a screw on the floor). While I was downstairs telling Deb about his wrestling name, he came down and had actually tied the robe on. He said "I made a knot!" and I said "well, that's just one throw. If you do another it'll be a knot" and he knotted it. I couldn't believe it.