Saturday, March 12, 2011

Inventions

Augie came up with two new inventions he'd like to make when he's 5 and he's a man:

1. A machine that turns toy kids into real kids, so that when he wants kids with his wife, he can give her toy kids and turn them into real kids so she doesn't have to go through labor (he saw Queen Amidala scream when giving birth to Luke and Leia)

2. An oil that you put on an old man that makes him become a young man, then a teenager, than a bigger boy, then a toddler, and then a baby.

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