Obssession

This was our conversation upon finishing a book in the Cat in The Hat Reading Library this evening:

Augie: What the cat in the hat is?
Steve: what?
Augie: A goy-il. What the cat in the hat is?
Steve: What do you think?
Augie: A goy-il. What the cat in the hat is?
Steve: Well, you think it's a girl. I don't know.
Augie: What is under the black fur?
Steve: Where?
Augie: By the yegs
Steve: I don't know. What?,
Augie: vuh- vuh- (He's sounding out the word for me, y'know, to give me a hint, like when we ask him what letter a word sounds with)
Steve: (laughing) Vagina

He then repeated the question, again with the "vuh- vuh-" hint. And then:

Augie: What's under your pants?
Steve: My boxers
Augie: What's under your boxers?
Steve: My butt
Augie: In the front
Steve: My penis
Augie: What comes out of your butt and your penis?
Steve: Poo and pee
Augie: What comes out of my butt?
Steve: Poo
Augie: