Where's the Guac?

Deb and Augie were listening to music in the car. A flute was playing. Deb asked Augie if a man or woman was playing the flute, and he said "A man." She then went through a bunch of other instruments, and Augie said a man played all of them. So she asked "What instrument does a woman play?" His answer: the tambourine.


We were watching the Carolina - Syracuse game and Deb set out some Doritos in a bowl. Augie saw them and said "Where's the guacamole?" This soon got more urgent and included arm shaking, "Where's the guacamole? Where's the guacamole?"